Surprise Surprise Chloe Qisha

Played myself, ain't it silly of me
Got me so worked up, I'm here grinding my teeth
Still saved as "Hottie #3"
What did you do to me?
My lips are chapped from kissing your ass
Look at me, all tucked in with your big red flags
You said I quote, "I'm not really a boyfriend guy"
Surprise, surprise
♪
I'm here desperate and down bad
You said you might do that
The heads up was nice
You tried to tell me
No, it's not your fault you're a dumbass
I've always known that
Now there's tears in my eyes
Surprise, surprise
♪
So you mean to tell me
The guy that could barely
Hug his own mother is not the one that you'll marry? Oh
What a shock, what a horror
Turns out he's a real weird vibe
And that's where most people say their goodbyes
But truth be told, God knows I love a DIY
You said I quote, "I'm just not the commitment type"
Surprise, surprise
♪
I'm here desperate and down bad
You said you might do that
The heads up was nice
You tried to tell me
No, it's not your fault you're a dumbass
I've always known that
Now there's tears in my eyes
Surprise, surprise
♪
Prince Charming left the building, who was I to assume?
I try to walk away but I'm a sucker for doom, oh
Oh
And I know you're not a winner and I'm wasted on you
Inebriated by the stench of your cheap perfume, oh
Oh
♪
I'm here desperate and down bad
You said you might do that
The heads up was nice
You tried to tell me
No, it's not your fault you're a dumbass
I've always known that
Now there's tears in my eyes
Surprise, surprise