Cupid's Chokehold Gym Class Heroes

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot
♪
It's been some time since we last spoke
This is gonna sound like a bad joke
But momma I fell in love again
It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend
♪
And I know it sounds so old
But cupid got me in a chokehold
And I'm afraid I might give in
Towels on the mat, my white flag is wavin'
♪
I mean she even cooks me pancakes
And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches
If that ain't love
Then I don't know what love is
♪
We even got a secret handshake
And she loves the music that my band makes
I know I'm young
But if I had to choose her or the sun
I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun
♪
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot
♪
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot
♪
It's been awhile since we talked last
And I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast
But, dad, I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one
Type of girl that'll make you way proud of your son
♪
And I know you heard the last song
About the girls that didn't last long
But I promise this is on a whole new plane
I can tell by the way she says my name
♪
I love it when she calls my phone
She even got her very own ringtone
If that ain't love
Then I don't know what love is